Tube Caviar

Caviar Creme is a surprisingly tasty fish product and comes conveniently packaged in a tube. Do you know where people frequently squeeze their meals from tubes? Outer Space. And you know, The acora Hotel is kind of like preparing meals in an extreme environment such as Outer Space.

So for you acoronauts, may I suggest heading to the prepared fish bits fridge on the 2nd floor of Hit Markt and buy yourself a tube.

Accompany with any variety of crackers, or a roll of German rye toasts—which are kind of like bread salami. Squeeze and spread thinly on your crisp of choice, and top with something green or herby. Like feld salat or fresh dill.

This is exactly what I did for the Cold War Picnic with the American, Chinese and Russian acoronauts. Salzig und lecker.